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民国年间，战火纷飞。一场诡异的山神庙凶案打破了山海关外子水镇的平静。镇长少爷商队一行，除少爷一人疯疯癫癫归来，其余几人皆死于非命。镇上皆传此凶案是女鬼所为，闹的满镇人心惶惶。镇上茅山派传人英叔用医术抑制住镇长少爷的病情，却无法根除病患，少爷病情时有反复。以“白柳灰”三人为首的一伙萨满术士来到子水镇，为镇长少爷做法驱魔，少爷即时痊愈，一时三人被镇民奉若神明。可镇上也随之怪事频发，井中女鬼，阴兵借道，镇民们纷纷向“三仙”求救。英叔追查诡异之事真相，越发认定一切都是“白柳灰”所为之时，“三仙”中灰无常与白四爷却相继毙命。英叔苦苦查询线索，怀疑幕后主使是义庄庄主出马仙江涛，可真相却更加扑朔迷离……

Gordon, 28, an aspiring animator, leaves his home in Oregon to sell his ideas to Hollywood. After being told, correctly, that they are quite possibly the most stupid ideas ever and that he needs to spend time rethinking them, he moves back home. But his father, never a kind man, escalates his mean treatment of his rather unconventional son. Meanwhile, Gord has fallen for Betty, an attractive doctor at the hospital where his friend is staying; she happens to use a wheelchair, and to delight in having her paralyzed legs beaten with a bamboo cane; her sexual aggression intimidates him. Gord's family goes to a psychiatrist, and he lies to her that his father molests Gord's brother, Freddy; Gord neglects to mention that Freddy is 25. Soon, Gordon has the house to himself, and comes up with a winning animated series, "Zebras in America" based on his own family. All this is really a framework on which Tom Green hangs his usual crazy stunts. Tom Green plays Gord Brody, a slacker who dreams of becoming an animator for cartoon shows. He is forced to move back in with his parents, but then refuses to leave. Along the way, he sexually pleasures various farm animals, licks open flesh wounds, accuses his father of molesting his brother, goes scuba diving in a toilet, plays an organ with several sausages attached to it which are suspended in midair, and does a bunch of other stuff that is too insane, offensive, disgusting, or weird to be mentioned here. 好食懶飛搞搞震，氣得父親“紮紮”跳 ！電視搞笑高手湯格連自編自導自演處女作！ 終日游手好閒，已經廿八歲了，一直夢想成為荷里活卡通片動畫大師的葛，終於有機會一嚐夢想的工作，但只是暫時性，跟著又跑去芝士工廠做無聊的工作。最後，葛決定回到家去，但父親占士則希望他能長大成熟點，搬離他們，像弟弟法迪般，找一份像樣的工作。葛與父親占士因此事展開父子大戰，葛想出不少古靈精怪的方法來氣父親，弄得占士七竅生煙，使人捧腹大笑……

When a group of ghost hunters investigate the infamous Jericho Manor, they soon realise it's not just ghosts that go bump in the night! As people get murdered, the survivors need to discover who or what's killing them before it's too late.

大学毕业赋闲在家的陈家乐，去面试了村里拍戏的剧组群演一职，幻想能成为大明星。片场中由于导演与制片人不和而发生争斗，混乱中意外将祠堂的丽妃雕像撞破，漏出了里面埋藏千年的金银财宝和一份丽妃美容秘方。外出务工的年轻人纷纷回村要分钱，原本人之罕至的村子热闹了起来。村子组织村民把财宝保护起来，坚决交给国家做研考。不料村霸李富和化妆品公司老总lisa想要得到秘方为公司谋财；制片人想得到财宝为电影投资拍摄；家乐需要钱为他母亲治病。一场三路人马、各怀鬼胎的夺宝大戏上演。

出品单位 魅影星光（北京）国际影视文化　　　　钢琴家凌峰来三清山，偶遇雨露，彼此爱慕，相约再来相见。　　凌峰赴约，雨露未到，原来雨露为救若水跌落山崖身负重伤，若水的爷爷是个道家仙医，医好雨露，只遗憾她一直沉睡未醒。最终凌峰用爱唤醒了雨露……

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毛毛和爱画画的丫丫在省城经营一间小店，维持生计和学费。房租猛涨，两人为钱发愁。丫丫发现通缉令上的赏金很高。她突然发现嫌犯，情急之下举起附近花店的花瓶砸下去，结果弄错了。要负担被砸的肖志文的医药费，还得赔偿花店损失。两人雪上加霜。丫丫再次发现嫌犯，为了谨慎，她们请肖志文帮助侦察。通缉犯终于落网。姐俩得知他是因为老婆死于在...

何坦，一个在退学边缘的学渣大男孩，因为爱上学霸女神王丹穗，在众人面前发下豪语要“全优毕业”！本就不平静的生活，还突然闯入了一个冒失鬼田甜，附带七个年龄、性格、样貌各异的“鬼朋友”，这让天不怕地不怕只怕鬼的何坦简直崩溃！他们自顾自地搅乱了他的生活，却也渐渐让何坦发现了他们可爱的一面，何坦不仅重新体会了爱情、亲情、友情，甚至悄悄地爱上了这个“小女鬼”。

Follows the lives of women living in Montreal.

注意看，眼前这个男人叫贾有为（贾冰 饰），“省钱门”当之无愧代言人，抠门赛道遥遥领先的天之骄子！他抠搜半生不敢玩命花钱，没成想正值壮年罹患绝症是没命花钱！眼看生命只剩十天，百万存款秒变过眼云烟，贾有为浮想联翩，决定带着拜把子老铁沙白虎（小沈阳 饰）、许大力（于洋 饰）和董建峰（董宝石 饰）尽情挥霍，不辜负人间！万万没想到体验新人生处处是惊喜，不光友情续费了，快乐到位了，就连贾有为的昔日女神王晓倩（谭卓 饰）也意外再会了……

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