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兽医金惠婷（林夏薇饰）信科学、做事讲规矩，与诊所众人格格不入，与邻居汪声仁（周嘉洛饰）更是冤家。仁是动物读心师，诊治宠物全靠揣摩主人心理。在婷眼中，仁的诊治手法是“呃神骗鬼”，而在仁眼中，婷则是个不懂变通的人，且身为兽医竟管不好自己的“毛孩”，二人因而产生嫌隙。仁因一次意外，竟然可与“毛孩”冬甩以人类的语言沟通。冬甩每遇困难都会向仁求助，而仁在诊症时，冬甩都会协助仁与动物沟通，一人一狗逐渐发展出真挚友谊。仁透过冬甩，开始了解刚强的婷有颗脆弱的内心。此时，婷的父亲金青松（姜大卫饰）突然回港，松知悉婷因曾受情伤而无法再闯情关，于是决定帮女儿在仁及其他追求者之间作出选择。冬甩面对好友仁有机会成为自己的新主人，既高兴又迷惘，施展浑身解数帮忙，却令仁惹上官非……到底冬甩如何相助仁？仁和冬甩之间的神奇沟通技能能否力挽狂澜？抑或凭藉人类的真心诚意，才是化解危机的灵丹妙药？

围绕蟹黄堡的神秘配方，痞老板和蟹老板展开了新一轮的战争。虽然海绵宝宝成功挫败痞老板的猛烈攻势，但是却依然中了对方的诡计。关键时刻，配方凭空消失，直接后果便是导致没人能再做出蟹黄堡。对于日常极度依赖蟹黄堡的比奇堡的居民来说，这一消息无异于晴天霹雳。小镇的宁静荡然无存，海底世界陷入末世般的混乱与动荡之中。由于搭救了痞老板，海绵宝宝被大家当作叛徒对待。危机时刻，海绵宝宝、派大星、痞老板、蟹老板、松鼠珊蒂、章鱼哥得以穿越时空，并顺着蟹黄堡的香味来到了人头攒动的沙滩上。在那里他们遇见了利用诡计偷走秘方的胡子海盗（安东尼奥·班德拉斯AntonioBanderas饰），于是一场蟹黄堡的攻防战由此展开……

一个患有精神分裂症的少女开始怀疑她的邻居绑架了一个孩子。她的父母不顾一切地帮助她过上正常的生活，却不暴露自己悲惨的秘密，唯一相信她的人是卡莱布——一个她甚至不确定是否存在的男孩。

高考将至，班主任将学渣范世宇交给学霸陈怡然辅导，开始两人水火不容，上演了一幕幕生猛搞笑的青春趣事，两个欢喜冤家在相处的过程中渐渐有了心动。可是一个两人亲密相处的匿名视频把他们推到了风口浪尖。两人私下约定一定要考到同一所大学，范世宇也因此拼尽全力学习。高考临近，两人都在为了约定而努力。眼看就要成功，可是就在考试那天的路上，范世宇发生了意外......

改编自Sherryl Woods小说的《钢木兰花 Sweet Magnolia s》以三位南卡罗来纳州女性为中心，自高校起就是死党的她们互相照应对方在感情﹑事业和家庭上的问题。

毛小方（林正英 饰）是远近闻名的除魔道长，某日，女飞贼黑玫瑰（商天娥 饰）来到墓穴之中，窃取了慈禧口中的宝石，没想到使得慈禧就此苏醒，带领着她的僵尸兵团在小镇里作威作福。所幸毛小方即使赶到，才化解了这一番危机。　　罡实（程东 饰）和毛小方曾是同门师兄弟，之后被逐出师门，如 今，罡实带着养女秀雷（文颂娴 饰）投奔毛小方，善良的毛小方收留了两人。毛小方本以为罡实早已经改邪归正，哪知道他此次的目的竟然是抢夺掌门令牌，更修炼了南洋邪术导致走火入魔。与此同时，科学研究员舒宁（黎淑贤 饰）和警察厅队长宋子隆（尹天照饰）也对毛小方穷追不舍。一时间，毛小方腹背受敌，举步维艰。

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小丸子是一名小学二年级的女生，她活泼、好动、懒惰、什么事情都拖到最后一刻才做、学习不认真、成绩平平、经常和姐姐斗气、爱幻想、做事没恒心……在小丸子身上我们或多或少都看到了自己童年的影子。如果小丸子算是一个“怪人”的话，那么她的周围可谓“怪人”多多，有点神经质的班长丸尾同学、权利欲极强的女副班长、经常和小丸子一起疯的爷爷，讨人厌的宾治同学等等，这群性格各异、精力充沛的小孩、大人们，每天都在演绎着生活的趣事，伴随着小丸子一天天长大。

ItIsNottheHomosexualWhoIsPerverse,ButtheSocietyinWhichHeLives(NichtderHomosexuelleistpervers,sonderndieSituation,indererlebt)istheearnesttitleofRosavonPraunheim’s1971PG-chastefirstfeature,whichhasagedlikegoodcheesefromascandaloussensation(apoliticalwakeupcalltogays)intoatextbookexampleofclassiccamp—andadelightfultimewarptripthroughqueercliché.Theverycolorfulcolorfilm(shotMOS)openswithvonPraunheim’scameratrailingtwofags—oneblonde,onebrunette—walkingdownasunnyBerlinstreet.Daniel,theshybrunette,isnewtothebigcityandblondeClemensisgenerouslyofferinghimaplacetostay.(WeknowthisbytheheavilyGerman-accentedEnglish,dubbedandspokenina“Sprockets”cadence.)“It’ssohardtofindsomeonewho’ssincere,”Clemens’voicesaysastheycuddleonhisbedbackattheapartment.“Ireallydigyou.”Then,fromoutofnowhere,agrave,German-accented,Moses-likevoiceoverexplainsthat“faggotslongforlovingrelationships”,but“liveinadreamworldofglossymagazinesandHollywoodmovies.”NownakedinbedwithDaniel,Clemensproclaims,“I’dliketothrowthewindowopenandshowthewholeworldhowwonderfulitiswhentwomenareinlove!”Andsoitgoes.DanielfussesoverhishairinthemirrorwhileClemens’heartsickTeutonicvoicenarratestheirnewfounddomesticbliss.“EveryhourandminuteIspentalonewastortureforme.”Luckily,thelovebirdsspendplentyoftimedoingthingslike“watchingtelevisiontofurtheroureducation”andhousecleaningtogether.Theyalsoreadorwriteletters.“DearMother,”Daniel’svoicebegins.Butalas,asClemensstaresintoacabinetchockfullofknickknacks,thatdamnnaggingMosesvoiceoverreturns.“Faggotstrytoimitatemiddleclassmarriage,”hehisses,holdingforthonthesubjectofmentaughttobeincompetitionwithoneanother,tobeself-involved—doomingthefaggotrelationship.Nextthingyouknow,Daniel’ssadvoicesighs,“Fourmonthshavepassed.I’vedecidedtoleaveClemens.”Thenajaunty,genialGermannarratorintones,“Danielwasoftencruisedbyawell-to-doman.”Andthere’sgirlfriendstrollingalongwiththetight-panted“benefactorathiscountryestate!”Astheystopforaglassofchampagnebesideastatue,Mosesabruptlythundersaboutthemyththatthehomosexual’s“interestintheartsisawaytomakelifemorebearable,”wheninreality“theartsareatoolfortherichandpowerful,”foritmakesit“mucheasiertogetthemintobed.”Cuttoapianoandawild-eyedfagsingingaboutDeutschland!Nearby,thebenefactorplayswithhisascot,agaudysilverringintheshapeofaninsectonhisfinger.Thecamerapullsbackandpansaroundtheroomfulofoldqueensrespectfullylisteningtotherecital.Mosesannounces,“Youthandgoodlooksaretremendouslyimportanttooldfags.”LikeHitchcock’sbirds,theelderlyMarysaresuddenlyswarmingoverpoorDaniel—whogetsnauseousandrunsoutthedoor.Thenit’sofftoanoutdoorcafé—withabigsignreading“MobyDick’s.”ThegenialGermannarratorinformsthatDaniel’sfoundanewjobworkingata“meetingplaceforhomosexuals”where“conversationsaboutfilm,fashionandphysicalculturegivehimideasabouthowtofillhisleisuretime.”Mosesbuttsintoaddthatfaggots“gathertolistentoNinaSimone,JudyGarlandandBarbraStreisand”and“gatheratFireIslandandSanFrancisco.”Heintones,“Fashionhastobelikeasecondskinthatsuggeststhesizeofthecock.”Asissysauntersdownthestreetinknee-highmoccasinsandshorts.Mosesalsowarns,“Theyoungfagmustgiveuphisinterestsformorehomosexualinterests.”Andthere’sDanielsunninghimselfwithhisfellowhomosexuals!Mosessnipes,“Hewasentrancedbyhisstrongbodyandbutchstyle”asatorso,hairychestandtightbluejeans,appearsinmediumcloseup.ThegenialGermanoffers,“Danielcouldsitforhoursandenjoybeingcruised.”Then:“WolfganghadalotincommonwithDaniel”asthetwomop-haired,mutton-choppedboysrublotionononeanother.Butallisnotwellinfairyland.MosesbringsnewsthatDanielhasbegungoingtogaybars—isbecomingaddicted!And,yup,there’sDaniel,wanderingaroundadarkanddingyhole.Mosesexplains,“It’seasyforfaggotstofindoneanotherbecausetheyofferthemselvesonstreetcornerslikewhores.”Cuttoaqueenhavingahissyfitinfrontofthebarasanothertriestocalmherdown,allwhileMosesholdsforthonsadfags,howtheydon’tknowhowtousetheirsexualfreedomforhappiness,howtheir“greatestenemyistheconspicuousqueen.”Twofairiesinshortshortsappearintheframe,fawningovertwoembarrassedfags.Moseslaments,“Danielnowhasnootherinterestthanbeingafag.”Cuttoamotorcyclegang,leatherboyscruisingoneanotheramongstthenighttimetrees.Theyfeelupeachother’szippers,chains,andstuds—aclothedgropefestasMosesteachesthat,otherthan“trans-westites,[who]longforwomen’sorgans,leatherfreaksarethefagswiththemosthang-ups.”Infact,“Theleatherqueersarereallynice,politepeoplewhosufferfromtheirownweakness.”Andthat’swhenDaniel,“boredwithtalking,”fatefullyleavesthebarscenefortheparkwherehe“slowlymadehiswaythroughthetensechoreographyofmen.”(SosayethMoses.)Cuttooutsideapublicrestroom(a“well-knownmeetingplace”).Menwhocruiserestrooms“despisetearoomtrade,”thevoiceofMosestrembles.Hustlers—“usuallyrunawaysfrombrokenhomes”whoare“oftennotqueer”—frequentthesespots.(Assortedhustlersandfagsmillaboutasapieceofroughtradestandslikeasentinelinfrontofthedoor.)Agroupofqueersemergeandpilecircus-styleintoacar.AnoldfagcruisesDanielbutstrikesout(duh!)beforegettingbeatupbyroughtrade.Nextup:adragqueensinginginamixedhomobar—atattooedleatherdaddystaringstoicallyfromatablenearby.Andthere’sDaniel!He’s“drowninghimselfinalcoholandcigarettes”whileotherfagstryto“forgetthemselvesinafranticatmosphere”—i.e.,ablackguyandawhiteguydoingachickendanceto“RockAroundTheClock”,whichblaresfromthejukebox.Anoldyodelingqueenappears.DanielseeshisfriendPaul,asksifhecangobacktohiscommunalpad.Andthat’swherevonPraunheim’sfilmfinallyreachesitsclimax—apsychotherapysessionwithagroupofnakedfags!Sittinginacircle,theyberateDanielintheirdubbedvoices.“You’vebecomearealfulltimefaggot!”“You’rebecomingneurotic,awhorewhodoesn’tevengetpaid!”TheTeutonicaccentsstartcallingforagayprideawakening,aconsciousness-raising“We’rehere,we’requeer!”movement.“Queensandbutcheshavetostopopposingandfighttogethersidebyside!”“Comeoutofthecloset!Taketothestreets!”“Eroticallyfree!Sociallyinvolved!”Thecommentarycontinuesevenasthecreditsrolloverapinkbackground—evenasIcan’tstoplaughingoverthe“trans-westites,”leatherfreaks,andglorioustearoomtrade.

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年轻艺人化身“自然研究员”带着4-6岁的萌娃们一起出行，大小朋友分队合作，通过一系列游戏和体验活动收集自然元素，唤醒感知力，加深对自然的理解和彼此的友情。

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